The Twelve Days Of Dialysis

This blog post was made by Dori Schatell, MS, Executive Director, Medical Education Institute on December 23, 2013.
The Twelve Days Of Dialysis

  • A Group Composing Effort
  • By Members of the Dialysis Discussion Uncensored Facebook Group
  • On the first day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • A cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the second day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..two bags of sáline
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the third day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the fourth day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the fifth day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me
  • NO GOL---DEN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the sixth day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOL-DEN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the seventh day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Seven techs a-sweating..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOLD-EN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the eighth,day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Eight nurses running..
  • Seven techs a-sweating..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOLD-EN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the ninth day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Nine Phoslo binders..
  • Eight nurses running..
  • Seven techs a-sweating..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOLD-EN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the tenth day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Ten wheel chairs rolling..
  • Nine Phoslo binders..
  • Eight nurses running..
  • Seven techs a-sweating..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOLD-EN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of sa-líne..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the eleventh day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Eleven nights of itching..
  • Ten wheel chairs rolling..
  • Nine Phoslo binders..
  • Eight nurses running..
  • Seven techs a-sweating..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOLD-EN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of sa-líne.
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • On the twelfth day of Dialysis, my kidney gave to me..
  • Twelve Doctors golfing..
  • Eleven nights of itching..
  • Ten wheel chairs rolling..
  • Nine Phoslo binders..
  • Eight nurses running..
  • Seven techs a-sweating..
  • Six alarms a-ringing..
  • NO GOLD-EN PEE...
  • Four prescription bottles..
  • Three cyclers beeping..
  • Two bags of saline..
  • And a cartridge in a bare tree..
  • (Begin tune again)
  • But what we really want for Christmas and really hope we get...
  • ONE DAMN FINE, INCREDIBLE KID-NEY!!!!!

Comments

  • John Agar

    Dec 29, 2013 11:48 PM

    Very nice. Only one objection: I, for one ... and there are many like me ... don't play golf. We never seem to have the time!
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